Trump Burger: My Honest Review as a Fast-Food Fan

If you’re anything like me, you’ve probably scrolled past videos or photos of Trump Burger online and thought: Is this for real?
I had the same reaction.

So, being the curious fast-food lover that I am, I decided to see what all the fuss was about. Here’s my full, no-BS review—based on my visit to the new Trump Burger drive-thru in Houston, Texas.

The First Impression: It’s a Lot

Pulling into the parking lot, I immediately saw what kind of place this was going to be. Flags waving, bumper stickers everywhere, and a huge photo of Trump on the wall.

Inside, the vibe is… intense. The walls are decked out in American flags, framed campaign photos, and bold slogans. There’s even a guy dressed like Trump (no joke) walking around and posing with people. It’s part fast-food joint, part themed experience.

Honestly, I didn’t know whether to laugh, cringe, or just take it all in. But I came for the food—so let’s get into that.

The Menu: Big Names, Bigger Burgers

Here’s what I ordered:

1. The Trump Burger (8 oz)

This is their classic burger. It comes with a thick beef patty, cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions, and what they call “Trump Sauce” on a brioche bun that’s literally stamped with “TRUMP.”
Taste-wise? The meat was tender but didn’t have much seasoning. It wasn’t bad, but it lacked the flavor punch I expected from a place that goes so hard on branding. The “Trump Sauce” was a sweet BBQ-mayo blend—decent, but a bit much after a few bites.

2. The Trump Tower Burger (16 oz)

If you’re into size, this is your guy. Two massive patties, four slices of cheese, double toppings—it’s a meal and a half. I barely made it halfway through. It’s big, greasy, and satisfying in a “why did I do this to myself?” kind of way.

3. The First Lady Chicken Sandwich

Now here’s the surprise: this was actually my favorite item. The grilled chicken was juicy, the sauce was well-balanced, and it wasn’t overloaded with toppings. It felt like someone actually cared when making it.

4. Fries & Shake

The fries were super hot when I got them—crispy outside, soft inside. But within minutes, they started getting soggy and salty.
The Blue Bell milkshake though? Amazing. Thick, creamy, not too sweet. I could’ve had two.

The Experience: More Than Just Food

While I was eating, people around me were snapping pics of their Trump burgers, laughing at the “Biden Burger” on the menu (which is basically a joke item), and buying t-shirts at the front. It honestly felt more like a road-trip attraction than a restaurant.

Some people were clearly there for the politics. Others—like me—were just there for the novelty. And if you’re wondering, no, Donald Trump doesn’t own it. It’s run by a Lebanese-American businessman who launched it back in 2020.

What Other People Are Saying

Before visiting, I read some critic reviews. And wow, they did not hold back.

• Houston Chronicle said the food was “consistently bland.”
• Eater Houston mentioned the “waxy cheese” and uncomfortable vibe.
• Newsweek even published a whole piece on how critics were roasting the restaurant.

That said, Google Reviews for the original Bellville location tell a different story—lots of 5-star ratings, people saying they “loved the vibe” and drove an hour just to try it.

So yeah, it’s definitely one of those “love it or leave it” places.

My Honest Thoughts: Is It Worth It?

Here’s the thing: Trump Burger is an experience. Whether that’s a good thing or not depends on why you’re going.

If you’re going for:

• Authentic fast-food flavor → You might be a bit disappointed.
• Something big, bold, and Instagram-worthy → You’ll have a blast.
• The politics → Well, it’s definitely not subtle.

Would I go again?
Maybe—to grab another chicken sandwich and milkshake. But not for the beef burger.

Quick Tips If You Plan to Visit

• Try the chicken sandwich over the beef burger.
• Ask for fresh fries if you can. They go downhill fast.
• The milkshake is 100% worth it.
• If you want the full experience, go inside—not just the drive-thru.
• Expect crowds, cameras, and strong opinions.

Final Verdict: Trump Burger Is… a Vibe

Look, I’ve eaten a lot of fast food in my life—some great, some awful, and some just weird. Trump Burger fits somewhere between “wild tourist stop” and “decent local burger joint with a twist.”

The food isn’t revolutionary, but the experience is definitely one of a kind. Go for the novelty, the laughs, and maybe a surprisingly good chicken sandwich.

Just don’t expect Gordon Ramsay in the kitchen.